Amazing

This was probably one of the best conversation starters I have ever received:

Let it be known why I dont drink as often as I use to. I woke up with people sleeping in my apartment. My car is in Laurel I think and I live in Mt Vernon in downtown Baltimore. I wrote people last night. I think my ex-girlfriends room mate has a thing for me that kind of was apparent at fells point last night after the mustache party. I danced with Chad #2 who owns spirits bar. I was screaming leftover crack songs in the back of someones car. I invited a bunch of people to come with me to All Tomorrows Parties music fest in NY. I tried to cook food last night and the internet should come with a breathalyzer…

Fake?

I received a message saying :

Hi!
Do you have a webcam so we can chat or something?

I looked at his profile to find this:

My Self-Summary

Hi Everyone My name’s Ramsy,My life is varied and interesting, I am very active and every day I learn something new. This experience is exciting. I really love sport, books, culinary, embroidery and drawing. I am a person of art, and every single day I admire all the beauty which surrounds us. If I have time, I enjoy being in the nature with my friends. I am open to new cultures and new experience. In my opinion, we live in order to enjoy every second of our life, and life will become more beautiful with a special person by our side.I have a strong desire to dedicate myself to one special woman. I possess great sense of humor and I start every day with a smile. Because Every day i do meet a lot of people,I am very sociable and I get along well with people. Every day I meet nice girls but I am looking for MY special girl.I know I will find her for sure because I believe in destiny and in true unconditional love. I am ready to give all my love to one woman.

So after reading this I say :

yea i have a camera.. but i get the weird feeling your page is a fake…

Faker:

Anyway,Take care.
Bye.

Me:

that’s it? lol
Does that mean it is a fake?
or are you just trying to get a quickie via web cam?

No response from the faker.

If only this man really existed. haha

Just Funny

my lvl 35 Tauren-druid-bear-tank can stand up to your level 70′s. Wow, that was a bit much even for me. Uhm. I like sprinkles too?

note: In my profile I state that I played WoW (World of Warcraft) for some time.

It’s a strange world

So I’ve been in the dating scene for a long time. The best way to meet people is always in person, through friends, etc.
But sometimes you just don’t meet anyone. So I succumbed to the online dating world.
It was interesting at first. All these people to read about, and judge based on appearances. FUN!

I’ve gotten some really weird, funny, awkward, inappropriate messages on these sites.
I’ve also met face to face with some people.These things don’t always turn out as you expect.

So I thought I would share these experiences with the world.
Maybe you won’t find them funny, But I sure as hell did.